That awkward moment when the people whose house you bugged knock on the surveillance van door and offer you a pizza.
Easily one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.
"Knives make it a fair fight"
That is literally not the point of guns.
If someone was trying to kill you, you’re going to give them a fair chance, over what? Some outdated concept of “honour”?
Yeah, getting stabbed in the neck by a meth addict is real honourable you fucking nerd.
fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis.
It’s not ironic if it actively celebrates what it’s condemning.
just wanted to put that out there
In September, New York Police officers responded to an emotionally disturbed man causing a ruckus at a Times Square bus terminal by opening fire on him while they were surrounded by crowds and traffic. They missed him and hit two innocent bystanders (one of whom was in a walker). Police said at the time they thought the man, Glenn Broadnax, was reaching for a gun, but he turned out to be unarmed.
Even though Broadnax was not armed, an indictment unsealed Wednesday is charging him with assault for the injuries caused by police gunfire.