john wick has the body count of a nuclear bomb. john wick has reached mythical status in the trained assassin underworld to the point stories of him are told to misbehaving children. a whole system of rules and regulations for the creme de la creme of assassins is altered for john wick. jason bourne is an ex special government project volunteer with an abudance of steroids in his system, yes, incredibly durable, strong and effective but john wick is one of the four horsemen of apocalypse. he assassinates assassins with pencils. come on
i just saw john wick kill a man with a book in the trailer for chapter 3. a fucking book. a motherfucking book. and you buffoons were asking me who would win in a john wick vs jason bourne. i hope baba yaga come get you and your whole family smh
Happy Birthday James Earl Jones - January 17
Y’all almost gave me a damn heart attack I thought this was a postmortem tribute post.
G1 Transformers becomes a lot more unsettling to watch when you take into consideration that all the animation errors are canon.
What do you MEAN they’re canon?
You know Unicron? That old son of a gun turned out to be a multiuniversal singularity. Meaning: in all the Transformers universes there was only the one Unicron. The one from armada, the one from G1, the one from Prime. Every single one of them, the same guy existing at the same time in multiple continuities. Same thing for the 13 and Primus.
But then, in Energon, Unicron fucking died. Like, he ended up dead, that shit had never happened before. And Unicron passed from being alive and existing in all universes in tandem, to be dead in one of them. The fabric of reality couldn’t take it and started to collapse on itself (the setting in Cybertron) which manifests as all the errors that occur in all the continuities.
If I remember correctly, it’s called The Unicron Singularity
All the animation errors, all the continuity inconsistencies
Starscream had Thundercracker’s paintjob for a few frames? Unicron Singularity
A dead character appears on a crowd shot? Unicron Singularity
the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man
viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s
that was no animal, that was Claire herself
the claire witch project
I love how our generation has just re-invented Where’s Waldo
Revolver “Shalashaska” Ocelot: Boss, I think we have too many code-names. Mother Base is getting hard to read.
Master Kazuhira Benedict McDonnell “Kaz” Miller: Don’t listen to him, boss. The more code-names and pseudonyms we develop, the more our legend grows and the closer we come to wresting control from “CIPHER”
The Legendary Mercenary Big Boss Naked “Vic” Saladin Snake aka John aka Jack aka Ishmael: Hmmm. I’ll take it under consideration.